My daughter complains to me that I interrogate every new friend/ boyfriend/ girlfriend who visits the house. "Have you always lived there?" "What do your parents do?" "How old is your sister/ grandmother/ hamster?" And so on. I suppose I am guilty of this, but I really want to know, and I like people to talk about themselves. I am just giving them that opportunity. Of course my daughter is 14 and my youngest child. I am ancient and embarrassing as a sort of default position.Whenever I ask her questions (which I like to do) she says nothing but rolls her eyes, sighs, or appeals to her mother to control me. Here are just some of the questions that my 14 year-old daughter has found deeply offensive:
- Are those your books on the sofa?
- Are you seeing Jess this weekend?
- Will you need picking up?
- What time are you going downtown?
- Could you take your washing upstairs? (Ok, I concede that one.)
- What would you like for dinner?
- Did you say you would like a cup of tea?
- Did you enjoy the film?
- What did you do at Jess' house?
- What did you learn at school today?
That last one especially. That one she meets with despairing silence, seething.
I wonder why questions - any questions - are so offensive to her. Of course one key to this is that if any of us behaved at 24 the way we do at 14 we would be locked away forthwith. It's an age thing. But then perhaps we all hate questions no matter what our age. The thing about questions is that they are insistent, probing, prying, and they leave little space for thought. They don't do us justice either. I've often departed from failed job interviews resenting that they didn't ask the right questions - the ones I would have considered relevant. The ones I wanted to answer.
In lessons we teachers often launch a formidable barrage of questions at teenagers with - if we are honest or sensitive enough - dispiriting results. Teachers' addiction to questions must often seem like a sort of miserable tyranny to teenagers. When we stand in front of a class and ask a question we normally get no response from most students. What is going on in their heads? All the following things are probably being thought behind the blank faces:
- I know that! I know that!
- I have no idea. Please god don't let him ask me.
- Who cares?
- Someone will know the answer.
- I refuse to dignify such a stupid question with an answer.
So, as we start a new academic year, I would like to propose a simple questioning manifesto. I at least will try to stick to it: